Introducing: Magic Mike

Written By Eddy Torr

Hailing from the Feywild where he was allegedly "touched"

For all your pleasure, Mmmmmagic Mmmmmike!

Beware his charm and theatrics...

for behind that façade there is a blade that wishes to sing

in blood!

Folks I cannot take my eyes off this man... his form... his face... truly enchanting... I caught up with his earlier and... well I was staring longingly into his eyes the whole time so I think he said:

Oh fuck that is today?! Hey guys does anyone know where my spell book is?!

A truly inspiring monologue if ever I heard one... did I hear one... I just remember his dreamy dreamy eyes...

MORE COMING LATER TODAY! News I mean... about the other combattants... wow...